Busted

Chunky has been saying inappropriate things on the playground like "dicky" or "weanie". Such a flourishing vocabulary. This offense gets him sent to the principal's office. Have I mentioned I'm the PTA president? One day he was told he had to call his parents. So he called and chatted with me for a moment. Except I wasn't on the other end of the phone. This isn't the office secretary's first time at the rodeo and she could tell something wasn't right. Like how quickly he spoke after dialing the last number perhaps? She called the house and of course there was no answer. His excuse was he didn't want to get in anymore trouble than he already was. Rest assured he is in even more trouble now.