Houston, We Have A Boyfriend

It's official, Sassy Lassy has a boyfriend. She was asked to attend a dance by Young D. They met at confirmation class and he is a sophomore at the local public school. He plays guitar in a band with real gigs and like Sassy Lassy is a subscriber to the "emo" look (or as we call it in our house "tickle me emo"). He has painted nails and long bangs - I think he also wears eye makeup. I'm not ready for this. When did I get so old?